Quote of the Day

This is a quote from me. It belongs under the category of "Things a person should never HAVE to say."

Me (on the phone)

Hold on, I think I hear the sound of pretzels being thrown against the chandelier.

My friend who has 1 girl and 1 infant boy (on the phone)

WAIT! You KNOW what the sound of pretzels being thrown against the chandelier sounds like?

Me

You will, too, someday.