Sweetheart, please set the table and put the bread, mustard and bologna on it.
WHAT? You bought BOLOGNA?
Mama (not sure what the shock in his voice might be about)
OH, THANK YOU, Mama!! I've been wanting and wanting bologna! THANK YOU!Wow, I'd keep bologna on hand more often if I thought it would always elicit such an enthusiastic response. That's the best reaction I've had on someone in a long time!